>Spend five days trying to figure out weird asympomatic illness >All tests inconclusive >Doctor does not know >Figure out it might be some weird thing do do with me drinking water >I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE TO YOU FOR ONCE BODY >AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO DRINK LOTS OF WATER >Stop drinking so much, symptoms clearing up >Have allergic reaction to nothing
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Miko and I are reading Homestuck in our best Jane...
sammi-star: THIS IS S T U P I D . And by best we mean Sam is doing her best voice, and I’m switching every 4 lines.
My Body is a dick
“Hey, hey, I know you’re busy, but I thought you’d like some intense stomach pain!” “Uh, no, body it’s oka-“ “TOO BAD” “gack-“ Later: “Hey, I’m sorry about earlier. I know you have that huge project you have to finish by tomorrow-“ “Aw, thanks body-“ “And that really wasn’t my...
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Sam's convo with a potted plant
Rainy Days: You are drunk and talking to a potted plant
sammi☆star: it's not my fault
sammi☆star: my moms the one who stocks the liquir cabinets
sammi☆star: and i dont think shes ever had a drop in her life
Rainy Days: XD
Rainy Days: I am a potted plant I don't make responses
Rainy Days: nor do i make faces
sammi☆star: lol of course.
Rainy Days: but i can appreciate fine voice-acting
Rainy Days: because plants are very good listeners
sammi☆star: I think TeenMom and Dave would get along well
sammi☆star: now I ship it
Rainy Days: ohshit
sammi☆star: ... yep I ship it
Rainy Days: i am a plant
Rainy Days: plants ship everything
Rainy Days: http://yessu.tumblr.com/post/13030113151/sarkyfancypants-enenkay
sammi☆star: did you read
sammi☆star: the newest pages
sammi☆star: paradox space man
sammi☆star: it's fucking
Rainy Days: this potted plant has not read it yet
Rainy Days: but the potted plant will now
sammi☆star: paradox space man
Rainy Days: The potted plant waves its fronds in an excited manner, and you could
swear the wind against it's leaves creates a small 'eeeeeeeeeee' noise
Rainy Days: it is impossible to tell, but it seems to be a very excited potted plant
Rainy Days: The potted plant inexpicably tips onto the ground and roll about. For
some strange reason, you can hear 'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww' just on the edge of your perception
Rainy Days: You think you are going md
Rainy Days: *mad
sammi☆star: I feel the need to draw this in a homestucky way
Rainy Days: You feel a wave of approval eminate from the potted plant
Rainy Days: or perhaps you just left the furnace on and your house is on fire
Rainy Days: Yep, it's definatly the second one
sammi☆star: Well shit
Rainy Days: The potted plat sways happily to the music
Rainy Days: You think it would've burned down by now, what with the house fire and
sammi☆star: potted plant!
sammi☆star: talk to me potted plant!
Rainy Days: What are you talking about, potted plants don't talk. This potted plant
is no exception. The potted plant sits there.
Rainy Days: For it is a plant
sammi☆star: I will talk to the pumpkin
Rainy Days: What are you talking about, there is no pumpkin
Rainy Days: There is no more a pumkin there than there is a potted plant that can talk
IT’S SNOWING AND IT’S STICKING!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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