August 2011
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER, THIS WILL BE...
nickvanduuren:
1.9 million notes :|
GET THIS TO 2 MILLION!
3 MILLION??!?!?!
LETS GET TO 3 MILLION!
I solemnly swear to not sleep until the second...
sammi-star:
This fly keeps trying to land on my head
It’s been at it for hours. I am currently planning nuclear war against it.
It’s on, bitch.
July 2011
My night in 4 easy steps
1. Spaz over something insignificant
2. Make it worse and alienate everyone around you
3.????
4. Profit
And by profit, I mean wangst all night to emo music while self destructing. And bake muffins.
My family is weird
We were discussing what we would like to transform into if we were transformers. My brother and I would like to be jets, my mom wanted to be a boat, and my dad wanted to be an electrical tower, so he could fall into rivers and electricute everyone.
Also, when trying to figure out why the air smelt of fish and chips, we deduced that a metal barge of potatos must have collided with a barge of...
Rick Danger Norrisbondhale
moonlightparkinglot:
Seems legit.
Suddenly, Rick is Nick Danger. It makes so much sense now.
Google turned 12 this year. This means we only...
My mom brought home one of her school computers
And it’s chock-full of awesome old games like Bugdom, Cro-Magnon Racing, and Nano saur.
Do you know what Nanosaur is? You run around as a dinosaur with a MOTHERFUCKING LASER GUN, SHOOTING THE FUCK OUT OF OTHER DINOSAURS FUCK YEA.
Oh god I love old games.
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Disciple of God: Yea, ladies, you should be... →
pettyartist:
zannyhyper:
rcrowsonmrtt:
We as men are called by God to be strong and to chase after the ladies and not to be chased by them. Since when did the princess slay the dragon to save the knight? Yea, didn’t think so.
Think about it.
Since Princess Eowyn
Giselle in Enchanted literally slayed the dragon to rescue her man.
Paperbag Princess, bitch!
Sum up your day so far in a GIF:
sammi-star:
edscutechibigirl:
uhoh-beek:
moo58:
tugamaggie:
beautifultrephination:
All day on the phone and skype.
instead of reblogging all the hot/sexy girls in...
she’s so sexy
this is the Tumblr I used to know. love and respect for the imperfect. Thank you to whoever posted this.<3
I legit stared at this for a couple minutes trying to figure out what was supposed to be wrong with her.
At the beach:
flyingmbunny:
fuckingpricetag:
Normal girls:
Me:
Quite true…
Hell, you have to drag me kicking and screamin to get there in the first place. Either that or I’m climbing over rocks.
Thoughts on menstruation supplies →
gloomaviator:
heyscatcat:
man-over-matter:
bubonickitten:
I refuse to call them ~*feminine hygiene*~ supplies.
Anyway… why are the boxes all dainty and soft? It’s all pastel pink, pastel blue, flowers, etc. Don’t get me wrong, I like pastels and soft colours, but I think…
sammi-star: Overheard this morning →
microprogressions:
Two elderly women at a train station.
Woman #1: Look at that woman in red jacket. What a lovely smile.
Woman #2: Isn’t that a man?
Woman #1: Nonsense.
Woman #2: He’s a man! You can see it in his hands, legs and face. A cross dresser, isn’t he? What do they call them…
Watchsammi-star:
principessainanothercastle:
falcuntpunch:
-op:
wagsnax:
This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating its neurons.
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER.
I’M TERRIFIED
AAWESOMEEE.
MIKO, HEY MIKO, WATCH THIS.
NO,FUCK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Did you know that in Denmark students are paid for...
not-another-nguyen:
photofeminist:
ok I know where I’m going to go for school.
Stressing out over the stupidest of things
And can’t go to sleep, because I keep thinking of things that send me into a panic. Fuck.
People Need To Know The Awesome Of Harp →
Because there is so much more to it than orchestra and christmas carols.
Just realized
I really don’t post anything. Hm.
When you're in a new group of people
And the only thing you can seem do to is be an awkward fuck.
The Cell of Insanity: On words and actions. →
catbountry:
drtanner:
slimmeroo:
dearcoketalk:
i’ve spent a lot of my day thinking about what i want to say about this, since i saw it on my dash earlier.
here is where this argument goes spectacularly, blindingly, gloriously flamingly wrong:
words are actions.
Reblog if you purposely try to embarrass your...
Walking like this:
Dancing like this:
Laughing like this :
Being creepy like this:
When we’re in class and they’re doing a presentation, I’m in the front like:
And they still love you.
When someone tells me I'm weird.
sammi-star:
amouremeline:
I thought everyone knew that..
The coolest
jasmine-blossoms:
we-r-who-we-r-95:
taeyang21:
flippingnerd:
I saw the one with the beer on TV! they showed the whole process, it was really cool :’D
Wow wow wow wow
HOW THE FUCK. THAT IS TOO FUCKING COOL :O
WOW OAO
Best friends.
lolsofunny:
They are there to be obnoxious with you…
And to listen to your stupid stories.
They know how to cheer you up…
And how to bring you down.
They know when you like someone…
Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.
Sometimes, they can be annoying…
Or just simply embarrassing…
But they will be always there for you, forever.
:’)
